<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136</id><updated>2011-07-28T20:47:11.701-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fedor</title><subtitle type='html'>Call him "The Emperor", cyborg, the Terminator, or just the best Heavy Weight fighter in the world.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136.post-3985035099123314183</id><published>2010-06-15T23:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-21T18:02:14.557-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fedor is the best.</title><content type='html'>Thanks coreymb: "Yeah, Fedor fighting at natural weight is damn  impressive."&lt;br /&gt;I wholeheartedly agree.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And how does Fedor go to another weight class to dominate it to improve  his P4P rankings?  He CANT because at HW, so he is heavier than them  all.  I mean, other fighters in 205 walk around heavier than him, but if  he won everyone would said it was expected so big deal. (Rampage  Jackson was 250lbs at UFC114) (Anderson Silva has been known to walk  around at 230lbs).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fedor is the best:&lt;br /&gt;Fedor is only 6" and fights at 235lbs. Brock  Lesnar walks around at 300lbs or something&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fedor has short little  arms, yet knocks taller guys out in his weight class.  (Anderson and BJ  Penn have freakishly long arms to give then advantage)&lt;br /&gt;Fedor has  fought top 10 ranked guys in his last 3 fights. Neither can be said of  Brock Lesnar or Shane Carwin.&lt;br /&gt;Fedor is a WRESTLER, yet won by  knockout in said 3 fights with wins in the first round. (Tim was  technically submitted, but still he was on another planet during the  submission)&lt;br /&gt;Fedor has never lost.&lt;br /&gt;Fedor has never lost stupidly. (Anderson Silva vs Ryo Chonan, GSP vs  Serra, and all other examples where the ranked fighter was supposed to  win)&lt;br /&gt;Fedor fought the past top fighters in their respective peaks  (Cro-cop, Big Nog, Herring, Hunt, Coleman, Fujita, Semmy, Randleman,  Arona, etc.)&lt;br /&gt;Fedor is the most respectful "nice guy" top ranked  fighter in the sport currently. (IE: Good representative for the sport)&lt;br /&gt;Fedor  is well rounded.&lt;br /&gt;Fedor is well rounded in a division that RARELY has  well rounded guys. Sure in 135, 155 there are guys that can win with  submissions and standing (Jose Aldo, Urijah Faber).&lt;br /&gt;Fedor is well rounded in a time when most top ranked fighters are not.&lt;br /&gt;Does BJ Penn have Fedor's consistency, wrestling, striking, and  submission ability? No. Does Anderson? No. GSP, does anyone see GSP  submitting/standing with anyone? Heck NO.  So not only does no  Heavyweight compare, but nobody in any other weight class comes close to  his skillset.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now why is Fedor not deserving of #1 PFP, #1 Heavyweight?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1975059675179885136-3985035099123314183?l=fedorvs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/3985035099123314183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1975059675179885136&amp;postID=3985035099123314183' title='24 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/3985035099123314183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/3985035099123314183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/2010/06/fedor-is-best.html' title='Fedor is the best.'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>24</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136.post-8691035890347986874</id><published>2010-03-22T19:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-22T19:03:15.469-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fedor, loved and hated.</title><content type='html'>Mostly loved though, since the haters are just people that dont know him well enough yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/366317-the-most-hated-and-most-loved-man-in-mma-fedor-emelianenko"&gt;http://bleacherreport.com/articles/366317-the-most-hated-and-most-loved-man-in-&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/366317-the-most-hated-and-most-loved-man-in-mma-fedor-emelianenko"&gt;mma-fedor-emelianenko&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1975059675179885136-8691035890347986874?l=fedorvs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/8691035890347986874/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1975059675179885136&amp;postID=8691035890347986874' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/8691035890347986874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/8691035890347986874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/2010/03/fedor-loved-and-hated.html' title='Fedor, loved and hated.'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136.post-1078450029674924912</id><published>2009-11-27T22:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-27T22:26:22.412-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fedor, who else comes close?</title><content type='html'>Why are so many people challenge what Fedor has accomplished? How many times has every other fighter been caught?  Anderson, BJ Penn, GSP, Lyoto (he should have lost vs Shogun and he is very early in his career), Miguel Torres, Urijah Faber (as a side note, I dont know why these two were just ejected from most ppl's top 10 pfp after such dominance), Wanderlei (after a superb 3yr run), etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fedor has NEVER lost. Never been caught by the lucky punch. Never by a lucky submission (esp not one like Anderson was caught with).&lt;br /&gt;And as a wrestler, he finishes fights in the FIRST ROUND 70% of the time. Wrestlers, like Matt Hughes, Tito, GSP, typically just lay &amp;amp; pray decisions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On top of that, he has a highlight reel of jaw dropping fights:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With Fujita, he is rocked and comes back 30 seconds later to a submission win. (most guys would be hugging the other guy still)&lt;br /&gt;With Randleman Fedor is suplexed on his HEAD and submits him for a win 30 seconds later.&lt;br /&gt;The last 3 fights against top 10 ranked fighters have ended in glorious knockouts against STRIKERS (which is more you can say about all of Lesnar's fights: no knockouts and no strikers.. and even Anderson's last 3 fights (Forrest is a brawler not known for knockout power).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fedor fought Nog in his prime &amp;amp; dominated all 3 times, Cro-cop in his prime, Heath Herring in his prime (listen to the commentary during the fight, the announcers were in shock), &lt;span id="fighter_profile"&gt;Semmy Schilt 3 years before he went on to win rule K1 for 3 years, and even Mark Coleman while he still had power.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fedor has beaten 6 UFC Champions, 3 or 4 K1 champions, and been on everyone's top 10 HW list for 7+ years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember, Fedor is 6" and fights at 230lbs. In 90% of his fights, he has a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fighter_profile"&gt;disadvantage in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="fighter_profile"&gt;reach, height and weight. Hell, Anderson walks around at 225lbs!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is simply nobody else fighting right now that comes close to what he has done. Nobody.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1975059675179885136-1078450029674924912?l=fedorvs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/1078450029674924912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1975059675179885136&amp;postID=1078450029674924912' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/1078450029674924912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/1078450029674924912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/2009/11/fedor-who-else-comes-close.html' title='Fedor, who else comes close?'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136.post-7044333792583143267</id><published>2009-08-26T15:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-01T15:01:37.186-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fedor vs Anderson Silva</title><content type='html'>Lets pick another pfp champion and see how they compare with Fedor's competition.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll use Anderson Silva, the best pfp best fighter as per Dana White.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anderson Silva vs Forrest?... Forrest was obliterated, same as Arlovski/Sylvia. Forrest was also in the top 10 in his weight class before the fight, just like Arlovski and Sylvia.&lt;br /&gt;Anderson Silva vs Thales Leites? Thales was just dropped and possibly re-added to the UFC roster after a lackluster decision loss vs Alessio Sakara (4-4 in UFC) guy. Hardly champion material now.&lt;br /&gt;Anderson Silva vs Patrick Cote? Cote isnt in any ranking I can find anywhere before or after.&lt;br /&gt;Anderson Silva vs James Irvin? James Irvin isnt top ranked anything. Hong Man Choi (whom Fedor beat) has at least won K1 and beaten 3 time K1 winner Semmy Schilt. If he is considered a can, what is James Irvin?&lt;br /&gt;Anderson vs Dan Henderson? Nobody can dispute Dan's credentials, he is the highest level of champion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since 2005, he has only had a few wins against champions:&lt;br /&gt;Forrest Griffin, Dan Henderson, Rich Franklin, Nate Marquardt (7x Pancrease champ)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even Fedors win over Mark Hunt is significant: Mark Hunt is a K1 winner, had never been knocked out (at the time), he took 3+ kicks from Cro-cop in the head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So sorry, your argument holds no water.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I dont get why there is all the attention to bash one of the top 3 pfp best fighters in the world.  Dont you love the sport? Just enjoy what we get. Dont you remember the time when we could barely get our favorite fighters to fight again, and get paid a living wage? Jeeze.  Are you just upset that you cant have your favorite match ups?  Well if you are younger than 18, I understand. If not, just look at your age &amp;amp; act it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please remember, I mean no disrespect to the guys fighting either champion, if I call them non-champion matierial.  I was still excited for the fights and thought they had a chance, no matter how slim. But they proved on that day they didnt have what it took.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1975059675179885136-7044333792583143267?l=fedorvs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/7044333792583143267/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1975059675179885136&amp;postID=7044333792583143267' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/7044333792583143267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/7044333792583143267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/2009/08/fedor-vs-anderson-silva.html' title='Fedor vs Anderson Silva'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136.post-5823502434254152124</id><published>2009-07-16T14:21:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-16T14:21:58.351-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fedor Pictures on sherdog.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f61/new-pics-fedor-camp-1013706/"&gt;http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f61/new-pics-fedor-camp-1013706/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;these are just awesome, it is Fedor working out.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1975059675179885136-5823502434254152124?l=fedorvs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/5823502434254152124/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1975059675179885136&amp;postID=5823502434254152124' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/5823502434254152124'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/5823502434254152124'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/2009/07/fedor-pictures-on-sherdog.html' title='Fedor Pictures on sherdog.'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136.post-8614068528628313999</id><published>2009-04-02T16:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T16:17:20.605-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fedor celebrates Cale's birthday</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iDARqHGriYs/SdVHb_AvCYI/AAAAAAAAAN8/7FATxT_suX8/s1600-h/fedor_birthdaycake_nathan_celebration_text.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iDARqHGriYs/SdVHb_AvCYI/AAAAAAAAAN8/7FATxT_suX8/s400/fedor_birthdaycake_nathan_celebration_text.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320237080904665474" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1975059675179885136-8614068528628313999?l=fedorvs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/8614068528628313999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1975059675179885136&amp;postID=8614068528628313999' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/8614068528628313999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/8614068528628313999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/2009/04/fedor-celebrates-cales-birthday.html' title='Fedor celebrates Cale&apos;s birthday'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iDARqHGriYs/SdVHb_AvCYI/AAAAAAAAAN8/7FATxT_suX8/s72-c/fedor_birthdaycake_nathan_celebration_text.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136.post-49283584809280823</id><published>2009-01-26T16:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T04:44:22.119-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Arlovski vs Fedor</title><content type='html'>This is in response to someone saying Fedor will suck until he beats Randy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do I think that Arlovski was controlling the match:   Yes&lt;br /&gt;Do I think that Arlovski was on his A game and able to knock Fedor out at any point:  Yes&lt;br /&gt;Do I think if Arlovski had a better "mental" game would it have made a difference:   No, that is crazy talk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obviously my personal analysis of a fighter has nothing to do with the reality of why they lost. They can only lose from bad training, bad coaching, bad cardio, mental distractions (Barnett was talking about how his coach was in big accident), losing confidence, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arlovski was more prepared for this fight than any I've ever seen him. He was aggressive, and controlling the fight. He was confident and his gameplan to beat Fedor was solid. Does it sound like Arlovski needed a better "mental game"? Not to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any fighter can lose, the better ones are less frequent. He lost today. The only 2 options to believe are:&lt;br /&gt;1) He got unlucky or&lt;br /&gt;2) Fedor is better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think Fedor is better.  You think he got unlucky. We'll never know who is right. Even if 99% of the world thinks Fedor is better, they will be just as right as you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1975059675179885136-49283584809280823?l=fedorvs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/49283584809280823/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1975059675179885136&amp;postID=49283584809280823' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/49283584809280823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/49283584809280823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/2009/01/arlovski-vs-fedor.html' title='Arlovski vs Fedor'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136.post-6462992396024901168</id><published>2008-08-28T09:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-28T09:38:51.375-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fedor video, hilarious</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGMZaUqk0pg&amp;amp;NR=1"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGMZaUqk0pg&amp;amp;NR=1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fedor is the man:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV2CABRQBXA&amp;amp;feature=related"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV2CABRQBXA&amp;amp;feature=related&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1975059675179885136-6462992396024901168?l=fedorvs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/6462992396024901168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1975059675179885136&amp;postID=6462992396024901168' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/6462992396024901168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/6462992396024901168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/2008/08/fedor-video-hilarious.html' title='Fedor video, hilarious'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136.post-2932067185783482236</id><published>2008-08-15T14:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T14:29:26.244-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fedor Facts</title><content type='html'>&lt;!-- / icon and title --&gt;&lt;!-- message --&gt;                      1 --- Some kids piss their name in the snow. Fedor can piss his name into concrete&lt;br /&gt;2 --- Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Fedor can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants&lt;br /&gt;3 --- Fedor counted to infinity - twice&lt;br /&gt;4 --- Fedor once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands&lt;br /&gt;5 --- Fedor's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Fedor&lt;br /&gt;6 --- Fedor can speak braille&lt;br /&gt;7 --- Fedor's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried&lt;br /&gt;8 --- Fedor was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds&lt;br /&gt;9 --- Fedor died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him&lt;br /&gt;10 --- Fedor puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"&lt;br /&gt;11 --- Superman owns a pair of Fedor pajamas&lt;br /&gt;12 --- Fedor can slam revolving doors&lt;br /&gt;13 --- Fedor sleeps with a night light. Not because Fedor is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Fedor&lt;br /&gt;14 --- Once a cobra bit Fedor' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died&lt;br /&gt;15 --- Fedor was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.&lt;br /&gt;16 --- Fedor does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Fedor goes killing&lt;br /&gt;17 --- Fedor divides by zero&lt;br /&gt;18 --- Fedor's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick ass."&lt;br /&gt;19 --- When Fedor gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live&lt;br /&gt;20 --- Fedor is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Fedor&lt;br /&gt;21 --- Giraffes were created when Fedor uppercutted a horse&lt;br /&gt;22 --- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Fedor&lt;br /&gt;23 --- Fedor' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Fedor will not take crap from anyone&lt;br /&gt;24 --- Fedor has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants&lt;br /&gt;25 --- Fedor is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face&lt;br /&gt;26 --- When Fedor exercises, the machine gets stronger&lt;br /&gt;27 --- Fedor doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."&lt;br /&gt;28 --- Fedor can build a snowman out of rain&lt;br /&gt;29 --- Fedor once had a heart attack; his heart lost&lt;br /&gt;30 --- Fedor plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins&lt;br /&gt;31 --- Fedor can kill two stones with one bird&lt;br /&gt;32 --- M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Fedor can touch this&lt;br /&gt;33 --- Fedor once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff&lt;br /&gt;34 --- The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Fedor didn't kill you in your sleep&lt;br /&gt;35 --- Fedor once punched a man in the soul&lt;br /&gt;36 --- Fedor did that to Michael Jackson's face&lt;br /&gt;37 --- The chief export of Fedor is pain&lt;br /&gt;38 --- The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Fedor. This amuses Fedor because he is bulletproof&lt;br /&gt;39 --- Fedor can tie his shoes with his feet&lt;br /&gt;40 --- Fedor once finished "The Song that Never Ends"&lt;br /&gt;41 --- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Fedor's fist&lt;br /&gt;42 --- It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Fedor can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box&lt;br /&gt;43 --- The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Fedor is&lt;br /&gt;44 --- We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Fedor doesn't believe in magic&lt;br /&gt;45 --- Fedor can drown a fish&lt;br /&gt;46 --- When Fedor enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off&lt;br /&gt;47 --- Fedor can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Fedor is&lt;br /&gt;48 --- The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Fedor&lt;br /&gt;49 --- The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Fedor has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears&lt;br /&gt;50 --- Fedor was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Fedor."&lt;br /&gt;51 --- Fedor used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him&lt;br /&gt;52 --- The only time Fedor was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake&lt;br /&gt;53 --- The last digit of pi is Fedor. He is the end of all things&lt;br /&gt;54 --- On Neil Armstrong's second step on the moon, he found a note that said, "Fedor was here."&lt;br /&gt;55 --- When Fedor breaks the law, the law doesn't heal&lt;br /&gt;56 --- A unicorn once kicked Fedor. That is why they no longer exist&lt;br /&gt;57 --- Bullets dodge Fedor&lt;br /&gt;58 --- Fedor once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1975059675179885136-2932067185783482236?l=fedorvs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/2932067185783482236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1975059675179885136&amp;postID=2932067185783482236' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/2932067185783482236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/2932067185783482236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/2008/08/fedor-facts.html' title='Fedor Facts'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136.post-4129323527044062999</id><published>2008-08-15T14:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T14:31:06.395-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fedor vs King Kong</title><content type='html'>I predicted it here first. Dana White sent King Kong to take out Fedor. Now Fedor has to worry about the Humane Society complaining about King Kong's feelings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Poor King Kong&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iDARqHGriYs/SKX1imciX8I/AAAAAAAAAGM/zaP_YwnhyH8/s1600-h/FedorvsKingKong.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iDARqHGriYs/SKX1imciX8I/AAAAAAAAAGM/zaP_YwnhyH8/s400/FedorvsKingKong.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234860116672667586" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1975059675179885136-4129323527044062999?l=fedorvs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/4129323527044062999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1975059675179885136&amp;postID=4129323527044062999' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/4129323527044062999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/4129323527044062999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/2008/08/fedor-vs-king-kong.html' title='Fedor vs King Kong'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iDARqHGriYs/SKX1imciX8I/AAAAAAAAAGM/zaP_YwnhyH8/s72-c/FedorvsKingKong.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1975059675179885136.post-2152164586996420804</id><published>2008-08-15T14:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T15:12:26.504-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fedor vs Bear</title><content type='html'>Poor Bear. Dana White will send anything to try and take out Fedor. King Kong might be next.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iDARqHGriYs/SKX0rsfrTGI/AAAAAAAAAGE/tBkfIZqkAJo/s1600-h/fedorvsbear.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iDARqHGriYs/SKX0rsfrTGI/AAAAAAAAAGE/tBkfIZqkAJo/s400/fedorvsbear.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234859173403642978" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1975059675179885136-2152164586996420804?l=fedorvs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/feeds/2152164586996420804/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1975059675179885136&amp;postID=2152164586996420804' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/2152164586996420804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1975059675179885136/posts/default/2152164586996420804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fedorvs.blogspot.com/2008/08/fedor-vs-bear.html' title='Fedor vs Bear'/><author><name>N+S+n</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iDARqHGriYs/SKX0rsfrTGI/AAAAAAAAAGE/tBkfIZqkAJo/s72-c/fedorvsbear.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
